HAWK! CODE RED!
There is a hawk; at least I think it is a hawk that has been cruising the skyways around our neighborhood the past few months.
While we were outside with Gucci the hawk flew overhead and started to circle our house. The feathered airliner had her eye on our little pup. Gucci, weighing in at only 3 pounds, could easily be lifted off to a rural location to be bound, gagged, taken advantage of, and eaten for lunch.
As if we were reenacting President Regan’s shooting all five of us sprung into action by swarming Gucci. I shouted “ouch I’ve been shot!” which undoubtedly made our actions legit.
The rescue was successful and Gucci spent the rest of the day in her pajamas, gazing out the window reliving her near death moments.
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April 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
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